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  • #16
    Here some I've heard


    Serious as heart attack...sounds pretty serious to me.

    He lies like a Rug

    This is exciting as watching grass grow

    running around like a chicken with your head cut off

    That woman would argue with a fence post.

    He was just sittin' there like a bump on a log.

    like two peas in a pod

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    • #17
      Originally posted by Lisa0615 View Post
      Even a blind squirrel catches a nut sometime.

      That woman is lost as last years easter egg.

      Wow I'm southern and most of mine aren't very nice lol
      The difference is we can get away with it in the south.
      Member of the Secret Dev's Club

      TM DOES NOT RUN MY RL...MY RL RUNS TM
      Patience is a Virtue
      Good things come to those who wait

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      • #18
        The elevator dosn't do all the way to the top.
        One brick short of a load.
        Meaning not to bright
        I have more but I dont think I should post them Ha Ha
        Happy digging everyone. If you find a spelling error on my posts please let everyone know, because it shows that you are smarter than me

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        • #19
          Originally posted by Tracey99 View Post
          The difference is we can get away with it in the south.
          Oh heck yea we can make em up and they are perfectly acceptable


          Go Preds!
          Cigarettes smoked in 2011 - 0
          I did lose the pound and a half I gained in week 1. LOL
          Still working out and eating right.
          Working hard!
          Kisses to my team!

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          • #20
            A few of my faves:

            Not the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree.

            A few sandwiches short of a picnic.

            He can dunk his socks in my coffee anytime (credit my great-grandmother, when referring to a very handsome man LOL!!)

            The lights are on but nobody's home.

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            • #21
              Oooooh...I just thought of another one my father always says: If his brains were dynamite, he couldn't blow his nose. (LOVE this one!!!!)

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              • #22
                Grandfather use to say “back when I was knee high to a grasshopper” and “you are too big for your britches”
                Barking up the wrong tree
                Don’t count chickens until they hatch
                Too many chiefs and not enough Indians
                Either piss or get off the pot
                Deja Moo: The feeling you have heard this Bull before

                I have the most AMAZING friends that HIDE IN MY COMPUTER! They not only gift like crazy but are fun to be around!


                Elementary, my dear dwarfs! Thanks to to our devilsh plan, all of TM will have to sumbit to our demands...mwhaaaaaaaaa.
                See we have our own treasure...Our Plan is Working Already



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                • #23
                  Another one of Daddy's favorites

                  Dont get in a pissin contest with me.

                  One of my best friends favs

                  "I am the only witch (replace W with a B) in this conversation"


                  Go Preds!
                  Cigarettes smoked in 2011 - 0
                  I did lose the pound and a half I gained in week 1. LOL
                  Still working out and eating right.
                  Working hard!
                  Kisses to my team!

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                  • #24
                    Don't insult arseholes, arseholes are useful.
                    If life gives you lemons, make lemonade


                    You, my dear, really underestimate my level of psycho. Keep going, I dare you.

                    Originally posted by Kiefer
                    Kiefer's Dwarfs Fact #3: If they can make a joke become reality, they will.

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by Amity Wells View Post
                      If life gives you lemons, make lemonade
                      or a margarita (just add the tequila)
                      Wishing & Hoping For...

                      A heart never broken is pristine and sterile and will never know the joy of being imperfect...

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                      • #26
                        he's (or she's!) got a few kangaroos loose in the top paddock (a bit thick!!)
                        close the door! Were you born in a tent?!
                        stone the flamin' crows! (for goodness sake!)


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